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Parody. A random result, not advice and not a real document. Terms · Report this result
This one isn't for a joke form.
It sounds like things might be really hard right now. You deserve to talk to a real person, not get a random result.
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- If you might act on these thoughts, or you're in danger, call your local emergency number now.
- Or tell someone you trust how you're feeling, today.
The silly forms will still be here whenever you want them.
The department won't file this one.
It's outside the house rules: nothing about illegal drugs, weapons, gambling, explicit sexual content, or anything illegal or dangerous. Try something sillier?
The department won't file this one.
We don't make jokes about hurting people or animals, or use words meant to hurt anyone. Try something else?
If someone is in danger right now, call your local emergency number.