Privacy notice · Plain language edition

Privacy

Short version: we don't want your data, and we've built the site so we don't get it.

No accounts

There is nothing to sign up for and no login.

No cookies

The site sets no cookies at all.

What you type stays with you

Names, notes and situations you type never get sent to us. They are worked into your result in your own browser and placed in the page's link, so the result can be shared. They only go anywhere if you share that link or the image card yourself. Anyone with the link can see what's in it, so don't type anything private.

Photos never leave your device

Tools that let you add a photo process it inside your browser. The photo is never uploaded.

Small stats in your browser

Your browser's local storage keeps a few small things: how many results you've made, which forms you used recently, the forms you pinned, your clerk rank, your theme choice, and whether you dismissed the coffee prompt. They are never sent anywhere. They stay on your device, and clearing your site data removes them.

Analytics

We plan to use Cloudflare Web Analytics, which counts page visits without cookies and without tracking you across sites.We see totals, such as how many people opened a page, not who you are.

Hosting

The site is hosted on Cloudflare Pages. Like any web host, Cloudflare processes basic request data (such as IP addresses) to deliver pages and keep them secure.

Questions

Write to pending@nonsensedept.fun.

Last updated: 31 October 2026