Personnel office · Window 7
Join the staff
The department is run by a staff of one. Become honorary staff on Patreon and keep the forms coming: get your name on the register, see new forms first, and help decide what gets built next.
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Junior Clerk
$2 a month
Your name, officially on file.
- Your name on the Honorary Staff Register
- The monthly Department Memo: what is coming and why
- A vote on which form gets built next
Senior Officer
$5 a month
Early access and a stamp nobody else can get.
- Everything a Junior Clerk gets
- New forms a week before everyone else
- A members' stamp code for your passport, every month
- Submit lines for the forms, credited when they are used
Minister of Nonsense
$15 a month
A portfolio of your own.
- Everything a Senior Officer gets
- A ministerial title of your choosing on the register
- Once a year, a stamp word or line of yours goes into a form
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Apply on Patreon
Just want to hear when a new form opens? Follow the department on Patreon for free. No paperwork required.
The Honorary Staff Register
The register is open and entirely empty. Your name could be the first one filed.
Personnel questions
How do I join, or leave?
Everything happens on Patreon, including payment. You can change tier or cancel there at any time.
When does my name appear?
The register is updated about once a month. Tell us on Patreon how you'd like to be listed: a first name or a handle is fine, and you can ask to stay off it.
How does the members' stamp work?
Each month Senior Officers and above get a code on Patreon. Type it into the members' page of yourstamp passport to stamp it. Like the rest of the passport, it stays in your browser.