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Complaints department

Complain about anything: Mondays, the weather, the universe. Get an official reply and a resolution nobody asked for.

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House rules: keep it kind, legal and silly. Nothing harmful, hateful, illegal or explicit. All results are jokes, not real advice. Read the full rules

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About this form · Form CMP-418

The complaints department accepts complaints about absolutely anything, from Mondays and the weather to the universe in general. Pick a complaint, or type your own, and receive a formal reply with a case number, a priority rating and an official resolution.

It is a funny complaint letter generator for venting without bothering anyone real. The department has never resolved a complaint and does not intend to start.

Free to use. No AI, no accounts, no tracking cookies.

Questions about this form

Will my complaint be sent to anyone?

No. Nothing is sent anywhere. The reply is generated in your browser and only goes where you share it.

Can I complain about a person?

Keep it kind. The house rules turn away anything hurtful, so complaints about the weather tend to do better.

Can someone reply to my complaint?

Yes. Whoever opens your shared link can send a formal apology back through the apology form.

More answers in the department's general FAQ, or browse all 17 forms.