Form SUG-001 · Window 9
Suggestions Box
Got a better excuse, a sillier fine or an idea for a form nobody has thought of? Draft it below. Your own email app sends it, so nothing passes through a server. Every suggestion is treated as the first one we have ever had.
This one isn't for the Suggestions Box.
It sounds like things might be really hard right now. You deserve to talk to a real person.
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- If you might act on these thoughts, or you're in danger, call your local emergency number now.
The department won't file this one.
It's outside the house rules. Try something sillier?
The department won't file this one.
We don't make jokes about hurting people or animals, or use words meant to hurt anyone. Try something else?
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