Nonsense Dept. · Office of Official NonsenseForm SRY-101SRY-101 = Sorry, again (one-oh-one: the basics of grovelling)

Official apology

Ate the last biscuit? Replied "k"? The department drafts a formal, wildly over-the-top apology letter on your behalf.

Never filed by you. A fresh start.

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About this form · Form SRY-101

The apology form writes a formal, wildly over-the-top apology letter for small offences: eating the last biscuit, replying "k", forgetting to text back. Pick what you did, or type it, and the department drafts a grovelling official apology.

It is a funny way to say sorry for something minor. For anything serious, a real apology in your own words works better.

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Questions about this form

Should I use this for a serious apology?

No. It is for small, silly offences. For anything that matters, say sorry yourself.

Can I write in what I did?

Yes. If the offence is not on the list, type it in and the department will apologise for that.

How do I send the apology?

Share it as an image or a link. The link shows the same letter to whoever opens it.

More answers in the department's general FAQ, or browse all 17 forms.