Nonsense Dept. · Office of Official NonsenseForm EXC-404EXC-404 = Reason not found

Excuse generator

Pick your situation, or type it in. The department will issue an official excuse. Believability not guaranteed.

Never filed by you. A fresh start.

Respond to this

Every form has a right of reply. Pick a counter-form; the department has filled in what it can.

Your turn

Fill in the form below to file your own. It takes seconds and nobody checks.

House rules: keep it kind, legal and silly. Nothing harmful, hateful, illegal or explicit. All results are jokes, not real advice. Read the full rules

Pick a situation, browse a category, or type your own and press Enter.

While you're here · Window 4 is also open

About this form · Form EXC-404

The excuse generator writes a funny excuse for almost any situation: being late for work, missing a deadline, skipping the gym, forgetting a birthday or not doing your homework. Pick a situation from the list, or type your own, and the department issues a formal excuse with a case number and a believability score.

Every excuse is assembled from hand-written word lists, not AI. Press "Another one" for a fresh excuse, then share the card as an image or a link.

Free to use. No AI, no accounts, no tracking cookies.

Questions about this form

Are these excuses for work or school actually believable?

Some of them, by accident. Each one comes with a believability score so you know exactly how much trouble you are in. They are jokes, so use them on friends, not employers.

Can I type my own situation?

Yes. If your situation is not on the list, type it in and the department will write an excuse for that instead.

Is the excuse generator free?

Yes. Every form on the site is free, with no account and no limit on how many excuses you file.

More answers in the department's general FAQ, or browse all 17 forms.