Nonsense Dept. · Office of Official NonsenseForm FIN-402FIN-402 = Payment required (in cookies)

Fine / ticket

Issue an official citation to a friend for crimes against daily life. Fines payable in snacks.

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About this form · Form FIN-402

The fine generator issues a prank ticket, in the style of a parking ticket or penalty notice, for small crimes against daily life. Type a friend’s name, pick the offence and the department prints a citation with the offence, the statute broken, penalty points and the fine.

Fines are payable in snacks and are not legally binding anywhere. It makes a good joke for a housemate, a colleague or the person who always leaves one biscuit in the packet.

Free to use. No AI, no accounts, no tracking cookies.

Questions about this form

Is this a real parking ticket?

No. It is clearly a parody, printed by a joke department, and nobody has to pay it. Please do not put one on a stranger’s car.

Can my friend appeal the fine?

They can. A shared ticket comes with a button to file an appeal through the complaints department.

Is the fine generator free?

Yes, and it needs no account. There is no sign-up and no server reading your text: it stays in your browser and in the link, if you choose to share one.

More answers in the department's general FAQ, or browse all 17 forms.