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Job title inflator

Tell us what you actually do. We will make it sound like you run a small country. Business card included.

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About this form · Form JOB-301

The job title inflator is a funny job title generator. Pick what you actually do, or type it, and the department rewrites it as an impressive, slightly ridiculous title, then prints it on a business card with your name.

Use it for a LinkedIn joke, a team leaving card or to finally get the recognition your washing-up deserves.

Free to use. No AI, no accounts, no tracking cookies.

Questions about this form

Can I put the job title on LinkedIn?

You can, at your own risk. The department accepts no responsibility for recruiters.

Can I add my own name to the business card?

Yes. Type your name and it is printed on the card. It stays in your browser and in any link you share.

Is it free?

Yes. Every form here is free and needs no account.

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