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Annual performance review

A formal appraisal for someone who never applied for the job: you, your pet, your houseplant, your kettle, your car or your sofa. Scores, goals and a closing remark from management.

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House rules: keep it kind, legal and silly. Nothing harmful, hateful, illegal or explicit. All results are jokes, not real advice. Read the full rules

1Who is being reviewed?

Pick an incident, describe one in your own words and press Enter, or leave it blank.

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About this form · Form REV-360

The annual performance review is a funny performance review generator for things that never applied for the job: you, your pet, your houseplant, your kettle, your car or your sofa. Pick the subject, give it a name and management delivers scores, goals and a closing remark.

It is a parody of the office appraisal, so nobody’s job is at risk. Except possibly the kettle’s.

Free to use. No AI, no accounts, no tracking cookies.

Questions about this form

Who can I review?

Yourself, your pet, a houseplant, a kettle, a car, a sofa and more. Anything that has been underperforming.

Can I use this for a real work appraisal?

No. It is a joke. Your actual manager would like a word.

Can they appeal the review?

Yes. Whoever opens a shared review can appeal it through the complaints department.

More answers in the department's general FAQ, or browse all 17 forms.